Proof that all modern Ferraris look the same

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My !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (and also is into cars but is a bit too stancebro-y for my liking) posted this picture of a Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano with the caption, “Spotted. Can you name it? Rare car for a Ferrari.” The responses were...enlightening.

A regular 599 GTB doesn’t strike me as a particularly rare Ferrari. Maybe if it were one of the other special 599 versions. Putting that aside, several people people guessed either the California or the bloated, too-high-riding, too-small-wheeled 612 Scaglietti. I hate the 612 Scaglietti.

I, on the other hand, posted the following:

All I see is some prick who parked in a handicap space.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 17:59

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I actually prefer the 612 over the 599. It was the last understated gentleman’s Ferrari.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 18:00

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That’s a nice Viper.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 18:03

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I think that proves some people are not good at identifying cars. The 612 is one of my favorites, a true Grand Tourer.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 18:07

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That White one hardly looks like a Ferrari at all.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/06/2015 at 18:08

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The 612 has way too much derp face and wheel gap.

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If you want a modern, classy, not-ostentatious front-engined V12 Ferrari, the 550 and 575 are way better looking than the 612.


Kinja'd!!! BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/06/2015 at 18:09

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And sounds absolutely awesome to boot.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > My citroen won't start
08/06/2015 at 18:15

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The 612 is what happens when Ferrari tries to build an uglier Aston Martin.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 18:17

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Don’t you dare speak ill of it, the 612 is a great looking fast Grand Tourer.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 18:21

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They are, but they came before the 612. It’s the last, but not necessarily the best.


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 18:24

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nice Hyundai

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Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 18:24

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The 599 is one of the prettiest Ferraris to ever grace this earth.

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My top 3 Ferraris in order of preference is.

Enzo, 599, FF.

That would be my perfect 3 Ferrari garage.

Like you I hate the 612 with a passion.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Leon711
08/06/2015 at 18:25

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The Hyundai has less wheel gap.

Debatable on which face is derpier. They’re both pretty derpy.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Birddog
08/06/2015 at 18:27

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Pretty sure thats a 412, bro.


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Leon711
08/06/2015 at 18:29

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I never realise how much they actually looked alike. The only bad part is that the Hyundai is the better looking one.


Kinja'd!!! brjklein > Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 18:31

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To all you 612 fans, I present to you the real king:

I know it’s not technically in the lineage of the 2+2, but still.

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Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 18:40

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Wow they really do


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 18:56

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Your comment caused me to lawl


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 19:02

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Why do you guys not like the 612? Oh is it cause the F12 is BETTER!!!!

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Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 20:41

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This is cheaper and plenty of car for me. They sound great too.

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Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > brjklein
08/06/2015 at 22:54

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Eh?

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